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No one has offered more 'intelligence' for your life that dear old dad. We call those little nuggets of wisdom, Dadisms. Here are just a few that have been shared with us via our facebook page:
I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!
You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
What do you think this is, your birthday?
What part of NO don't you understand?
Two wrongs do not make a right.
Don't make me stop the car!
Go ask your mother!
Just wait until I get you home!
Who said life was supposed to be fair?
Shake it off. A little pain never hurt anybody.
Don't take yourself so seriously, take what you do seriously!
You're always a winner if you lose with a smile.
You'll realize the value of money once you start earning.
Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
What do you think I am... a bank?
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Does your dad like to tell jokes? Are they bad? Can he even get through them without ruining the punch line? Maybe these will help... Bad Dad Jokes that have been shared with us via facebook:
“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”
“My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”
“Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!”
“Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!”
“How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!”
“A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”
“Anytime I do something smart my dad says, ‘Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!’”
“I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!”
“A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’”
...and for those kids who have to suffer through those bad dad jokes we offer the following public service announcement.
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